"Federal authorities say the six Bengal tiger cubs found in a Mervyn's parking lot were headed to Mexico."

That comes from this article, which is a followup to this gem.

Also, this sentence is worth a giggle or two.

"'We need to make sure that if I buy a tiger, I need to be responsible and not get the neighbors dog or child eaten,'"

Next time you decide to sell baby tigers on the black market to Mexican drug lords, make sure you aren't doing it in the Mervyn's parking lot. While it's not illegal to own a tiger cub, it's really fucking stupid. That is all.

Snaps, suckas?

Tophspeaks.com

Well... the day is upon us. With diligent work from Ray, we finally have Tophspeaks.com.

I'm really excited about all of this, and I think it looks great. There are new and better features than before. There's no point in telling you all of this now... just go check it out.

Don't bother coming back here, either. Erase your old RSS feed, and subscribe the new ones. Yes, you have to do something, but in the end you'll be better off. You don't want to miss out on all of this.

Feel free to let me know what you think of the new place - HERE

See you guys on the other side... the side without .wordpress.

I love you

TOPHSPEAKS.COM

I love Tiger Woods. I don't know what it is about born winners, like myself, but they're pretty much amazing. So Tiger didn't win the US Open, but can you blame him? First of all, how many of you got second in a Major? Maybe that's not fair, so I'll put you on even grounds to help you relate. How many of you were second in your high school class? Does that help, or was that just stupid? Whatever. So, it was Tiger's first time to play on Father's Day without his dad (who passed away last year), his wife was about to give birth to the greatest child ever born, and he was playing against an guy from Argentina who chain smoked up the back 9. The guy was doomed from the start. Personally, though, he's freaking golden. Have you seen Elin Nordegren, Tiger's wife? Sweet Justice! (Damn you, Jeni.) For a little of her background check the Wikis. She's a former model, Swedish and hot. Combine that with Tiger, and you have a child who is destined for greatness. Welcome to the world Sam Alexis Woods. You'll be a skillet some day.

Tiger was quoted saying, "Both Elin and Sam are doing well and resting peacefully," Woods wrote. "We want to thank our doctors and the hospital staff for all their dedicated and hard work. This is truly a special time in our lives and we look forward to introducing Sam to our family and friends over the next few weeks. We thank everyone for their well wishes and continued respect of our privacy."

So, here's to Baby Tiger. If you didn't get to see the Nike Commercial, please check it out. It's awesome. (Give the Gift of Golf) - And for more details check out Tiger's site - tigerwoods.com

Update - The first photos of Tiger and family are up. How amazing is this family?