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These swords are worth more than your god
A while ago I heard a news story about an incident during a Wiccan ceremony where a woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with her ceremonial sword. And so naturally I go find Avonia the Wi… more →
Renal Failure
These swords are worth more than your god
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renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: A while ago I heard a news story about an incident during a Wiccan ceremony where a woman accidental … more →
Just Another Lonely Friday
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: I was supposed to be hanging with the fliest peckerwood to ever walk the Senate floor Trent Lott, bu … more →
Unwelcomed Nomenclature
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renalfailure wrote 3 months ago: It’s another round of Renal Failure’s Naming Babies That Aren’t Ours. This time it … more →
High Octane Beltane
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renalfailure wrote 3 months ago: Avonia the Wiccan Pimp’s coven has been looking to spruce up their yearly Beltane celebration. … more →
Naming babies that aren't ours
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renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: Regular Renal Reader, Friend of the Failure, and Possible Kidney Donor Kate from Minnesota is due to … more →
Mikka's Date: The Aftermath
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renalfailure wrote 7 months ago: Author’s note: Yeah, we know you’ve been waiting on this… we just had to get our o … more →
I'll be misunderstood for Christmas
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renalfailure wrote 8 months ago: Last week a bunch of us did a “Secret Santa.” However, many of us misunderstood the co … more →
A date out of spite is still a date: Part 5
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renalfailure wrote 8 months ago: It’s been a full hour since Mikka and Samurai Cathy left on their date, and Ninja Vicki is sti … more →
Maybe they should call it Vancooter
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renalfailure wrote 10 months ago: Avonia the Wiccan Pimp is making plans to go to Vancouver for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Not to watc … more →
She sure puts the ass in "ambassador"
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renalfailure wrote 11 months ago: Madonna recently named herself an “ambassador of Judaism.” Apparently anyone can do this … more →
At least we know we can outrun it
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renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: I read the other day that one reason people may have negative feelings toward obese people is some s … more →
It's called "Monsoon Wedding," not "Monsoon Wild Anonymous Sex in the Back of a Kia"
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renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: There was a worldwide sex study released recently saying Indians (from India, not the North American … more →
George A. Romero and Aaron McGruder present "Word of the Dead"
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renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: “You’re probably wondering why I’ve brought you out to this graveyard,” I sa … more →
Yeah, it does feel like the longest day of the year
renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: Last Thursday was the Summer Solstice, the day when the sun is out for the longest time all year. … more →
Is Valedictorian Latin for "Boring and Uninspired?"
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renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: A new batch of high school and college seniors have been dispatched from their institutions of learn … more →
Terrorists don't want you to go to Wesleyan
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renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: Last night was the last game of the local Girls 9-12 Year Old Basketball league down at the Wreckx-n … more →
This will be a Beltane to remember!
renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: Avonia the Wiccan Pimp is happy that the Department of Veterans Affairs has finally allowed all Wicc … more →
How do you say "suck it" in Gaelic?
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renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: St. Patrick’s Day is a day of mourning for Avonia the Wiccan Pimp. It’s the only day we … more →
Love won't say "POLO!"
renalfailure wrote 1 year ago: It’s been said by people who are not me that you’ll find love when you least expect it. … more →
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