according-to-kim &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://wordpress.com/tag/according-to-kim/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "according-to-kim" Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:55:12 +0000 http://wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[Skidmarks Protect Money]]> http://anythingbutsad.wordpress.com/?p=1746 Thu, 08 May 2008 18:40:01 +0000 Steve Rebooted http://anythingbutsad.wordpress.com/?p=1746 What burglar is gonna rummage through poop-stained briefs?After so many years out West, I learned to keep a stash of cash in my house.  This seemed wise because of the prevalence of earthquakes.  I didn't want to be without money, for days, while ATM's were down and banks were closed.  After 9/11, I increased the amount of dough, for safe-keeping, within my home.  I even bought a small, floor safe (and had it installed).  But, then I discovered this product (in the picture).  It's an underwear safe; complete with faux skidmarks.  What burglar is gonna rummage through poop-stained briefs?  It's fool-proof, and only $11.  So, for those who insist upon buying me underwear and socks, for my upcoming birthday, I offer this compromise.  :lol:

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