Thanks a lot for the support still i m getting more negative comments about the proof of ramayan in srilanka..for those who dont belive check it out the news

sleeping hanuman

the hanuman foot stepscave paintings found in ashok vatika

 sita vatika in srilankasita temple in srilanka

 the change in soil right side of the soil is light in colour and the other side of the soil is black same like after burn.  

A Satellite Pic of Ramayan Setu bridge

The Sugrive Cave

The Floating Stone

The Ravana Buried Palace in Srilanka

Ashok vatika where ravana kept Sita( below)

1. The statue's real name is "Liberty Enlightening the World."

2. Construction of the statue began in France in 1875.

3. Lady Liberty was sculpted by Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi; Alexandre Gustave Eiffel was the structural engineer.

4. The statue was completed in Paris in June 1884, given to the American people on July 4, 1884, and reassembled and dedicated in the United States on October 28,         1886.

#  The model for the face of the statue is reputed to be the sculptor's mother, Charlotte Bartholdi.

# A quarter-scale bronze replica of Lady Liberty was erected in Paris in 1889 as a gift from Americans living in the city. The statue stands about 35 feet high and is located            on a small island in the River Seine, about a mile south of the Eiffel Tower.

# There are 25 windows and 7 spikes in Lady Liberty's crown. The spikes are said to symbolize the seven seas.

# The inscription on the statue's tablet reads: July 4, 1776 (in Roman numerals).

# More than four million people visit the Statue of Liberty each year.

# Symbolizing freedom and the opportunity for a better life, the Statue of Liberty greeted millions of immigrants as they sailed through New York Harbor on their way to nearby Ellis Island.

# Lady Liberty is 152 feet 2 inches tall from base to torch and 305 feet 1 inch tall from the ground to the tip of her torch.

# The statue's hand is 16 feet 5 inches long and her index finger is 8 feet long. Her fingernails are 13 inches long by 10 inches wide and weigh approximately 3.5 pounds each.

# Lady Liberty's eyes are each 2 feet 6 inches across, she has a 35-foot waistline, and she weighs about 450,000 pounds (225 tons).

# Lady Liberty's sandals are 25 feet long, making her shoe size 879.

# There are 192 steps from the ground to the top of the pedestal and 354 steps from the pedestal to the crown.

# The statue functioned as an actual lighthouse from 1886 to 1902. There was an electric plant on the island to generate power for the light, which could be seen 24 miles away.

# The Statue of Liberty underwent a multimillion dollar renovation in the mid-1980s before being rededicated on July 4, 1986. During the renovation, Lady Liberty received a new torch because the old one was corroded beyond repair.

# The Statue of Liberty's original torch is now on display at the monument's museum.

# Until September 11, 2001, the Statue of Liberty was open to the public and visitors were able to climb the winding staircase inside the statue to the top of her crown for a spectacular view of New York Harbor.

# Although the pedestal and the museum are once again open to the public, the interior of the Statue remains closed. Legislation has been proposed to reopen the inside of the statue to the public, but until then visitors can view the interior framework through the pedestal's glass ceiling.

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No one knows exactly how many types of dinosaurs inhabited the planet. There are currently about 700 named species, but this probably represents a fraction of the dinosaurs that ever existed.

Dinosaurs ranged in size from immense to tiny, and they came in a range of shapes. Today's dinosaur classifications come from these differences in shape and size. Carnivorous dinosaurs were all theropods, bipedal animals with three-toed feet. Carnosaurs were a small, agile type of theropod. One of the most widely-known carnosaurs was Velociraptor, which is considerably smaller than depicted in the "Jurassic Park" films. Sauropods, on the other hand, were enormous, four-legged herbivores like Brachiosaurus, Apatosaurus and Diplodocus. Dinosaurs with armored bodies and spiny tails were ankylosaurs. Ceratopians -- like Triceratops -- had frills and horns on their heads.But not every reptile that lived during the Mesozoic era was a dinosaur. In fact, a lot of extinct animals that people think of as dinosaurs aren't classified as dinosaurs. This is because they don't share one or more of dinosaurs' basic traits:

* Dinosaurs were animals with four limbs, although not all walked on all four legs.
* Although they may have ventured into the water, they were terrestrial, or land-dwelling, animals.
* Their muscles and bones had several specific features. For example, all dinosaurs had cheek muscles that extended from their jaws to the tops of their skulls.
* Their hip girdles comprised three bones -- the ilium, ischium and pubis. These bones fit together in one of two configurations: ornithischian (bird-hipped) or saurischian (lizard-hipped).
* They had an upright gait. Dinosaurs held their bodies over their legs like rhinoceroses do rather than using the sprawling gait that crocodiles do.
These traits keep some well-known prehistoric animals from being considered dinosaurs:

* Plesiosaurs were aquatic creatures with long bodies and flipper-like fins.
* Another aquatic reptile group, ichthyosaurs, had a more dolphin-like body structure.
* Pterosaurs, like Pteranodon and the Pterodactyl subgroup, were flying reptiles.
* Synapsids had an opening behind their eye socket that also occurs in mammals. One of the most well-known synapsids is Dimetrodon, a lizard-like animal with a large sail on its back.

So because of their bone structure, habitat or other traits, these animals weren't technically dinosaurs. But they did leave behind same evidence that dinosaurs did fossils.

The World of Dinosaurs
The earliest dinosaurs lived in a world that looked very different from the Earth we know today. Rather than being separated by expansions of ocean, the continents were packed together in a mass known as Pangea.

Dinosaurs lived for about 170 million years, and during that time, the continents gradually spread to form the shapes we recognize today. Dinosaurs continued to live on every continent -- there are even fossils buried under the ice in Antarctica.

Dinosaur Extinction
Dinosaurs became extinct at the K-T boundary -- the dividing line between the Cretaceous and Tertiary periods. The end of the Cretaceous marks the end of the dinosaurs, while the beginning of the Tertiary marks the rise of mammal life on Earth.

Asteroid
One compelling theory about the extinction of the dinosaurs is a massive asteroid impact.Dinosaurs aren't the only things that died out at the K-T boundary. About 50 percent of the species on Earth became extinct. This included many other large reptiles, like pterosaurs and plesiosarus, as well as lots of plant species and marine animals. Other life forms, such as ferns, flourished by taking advantage of the sudden abundance of natural resources.

Scientists have proposed a number of theories about exactly what happened at the K-T boundary. There's not much physical evidence for some of them. For example, one theory is that dinosaurs were allergic to flower pollen -- flowering plants and bees evolved together during the late Cretaceous period. However, flowering plants existed for millions of years before the dinosaurs died out. Another theory is that mammals, which began to proliferate at the end of the Cretaceous period, ate dinosaurs' eggs. But considering the number of whole fossil egg specimens, this seems somewhat unlikely.Then there's the Alvarez hypothesis. In 1980, Luis and Walter Alvarez proposed that comets or asteroids had hit the Earth, causing massive shock waves, debris clouds and other devastation. There's a lot of evidence to support this hypothesis. One is a layer of a mineral called iridium, which exists in many locations on the planet at depths equated with the end of the Cretaceous period. Iridium is more common in space debris than on Earth, so the huge impact of an object from space could have caused this effect.

Perhaps the biggest support for this hypothesis is the Chicxulub crater. This is a massive asteroid crater off the coast of the Yucatan peninsula. Based on measurements of sediments and analysis of the surrounding rock, scientists estimate that the asteroid that caused the crater was between 145 and 180 kilometers in diameter. This would have caused exactly the kind of devastation described in the Alvarez hypothesis. A team of three researchers even believes to have discovered the identity of the asteroid itself. Using mathematical models, the group narrowed the field to the Baptistina cluster, a group of asteroids created by a large impact beyond the orbit of Mars.
According to the Alvarez theory, the extinction of the dinosaurs was extrinsic -- it came from outside of the Earth -- and catastrophic. However, other theories suggest that the mass extinction was intrinsic and gradual. One idea is that volcanoes in what is now India experienced massive eruptions just before the end of the Cretaceous. These eruptions filled the air with carbon dioxide and sulfur, changing the climate and damaging plant and animal life.

The changing face of the planet may have also played a role. As the continents moved, ocean currents would have changed the weather patterns in different parts of the world. Various forms of life may have been unable to survive these changes.

The best explanation for what happened to the dinosaurs may be a combination of intrinsic and extrinsic theories -- an asteroid impact combined with geological changes and volcanic eruptions. There are also indications that dinosaurs were becoming less diverse before the end of the Cretaceous period. But regardless of the cause, not everything on Earth died at the K-T boundary. Frogs, mollusks and crocodilians survived, and so did birds.

Cloning the Dinasaurs DNA 

In the 1993 movie "Jurassic Park" wasn't the first film to show dinosaurs in the modern world. But it did a good job of bringing the idea of cloning dinosaurs into popular culture. It portrayed dinosaur cloning in a way that made sense to a lot of people, and it was a blockbuster, making more than $900 million worldwide."Jurassic Park" built on the idea of extracting DNA from the bellies of mosquitoes preserved in amber. While this might seem possible at first glance, it's highly unlikely that scientists could find usable dinosaur DNA in mosquito fossils. Scientists would need a very specific specimen -- a female mosquito that had consumed lots of dinosaur blood immediately before landing in tree resin. Since fossilization in amber is a relatively rare event, the chances of this happening are pretty small.

The lack of possible specimens isn't the only problem. Most insect fossils found in amber are also too young to contain dinosaur blood -- dinosaurs were extinct by the time the insects became trapped. Many insects decay from the inside out after they're trapped, leaving nothing inside for scientists to try to extract. Finally, the sample would have to be very dry, since DNA can break down quickly in the presence of water.

But if researchers did find a perfectly preserved mosquito with a body full of dinosaur blood, retrieving its DNA would still be difficult. The blood with the dinosaur DNA would be surrounded by the body of an insect, which has its own DNA. There could also be DNA from other cells trapped in the amber, which could contaminate the sample. Then, of course, there's the DNA in the laboratory itself -- and in the body of the scientist doing the extraction.

                                                                DNA in Amber
[The idea of extracting DNA from amber isn't confined to the movies. The first reported success in the real world came in 1992, when scientists reported finding DNA from an extinct bee encased in Dominican amber. Other reports of successful extraction followed. However, there's some controversy surrounding these discoveries. In some cases, other research has disproved the original findings. In others, researchers simply can't replicate the original DNA extraction.]

The fictional scientists in "Jurassic Park" try to get around these difficulties by combining dinosaur DNA with frog DNA. But this would be like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle using billions of pieces that come from two different puzzles. Plus, frogs might not be the best candidates for providing replacement DNA. Today, one of the most prevalent theories about the fate of the dinosaurs is that some evolved into birds, not frogs.

On top of all that, the most common form of cloning used on animals today involves nuclear transfer. Scientists put the nucleus of one cell into a second cell of the same species after destroying the second cell's nucleus. There are no dinosaur cells or dinosaur eggs that could host new set of DNA. Researchers would have to find a different way to let the DNA grow into a living dinosaur.

So the "Jurassic Park" method is out -- but are there other ways to bring dinosaurs to life?

Besides using DNA from insects trapped in amber, there are several theories about how scientists might clone dinosaurs. One involves finding DNA specimens in fossilized bones instead of in the bodies of insects. The problem with this idea is that DNA is a complex, delicate structure. The process of fossilization involves replacing the organic tissue in an animal's bones with minerals. This effectively destroys the cells that may contain DNA.
A frozen mammoth discovered in the permafrost zone in Siberia is displayed at Global House March 18, 2005 in Nagakute, Japan.

However, one team of paleontologists has discovered what appears to be soft tissue in the bones of a Tyrannosaurus rex. It was a discovery no one could have predicted -- until that point, scientists thought all soft tissue was destroyed in the fossil process. However, the research team has not yet isolated any DNA from the soft-tissue samples. While the discovery doesn't necessarily guarantee that researchers will ever find intact DNA in fossils, it makes the idea more likely than it was just a few years ago.

Another appealing idea is that researchers could sequence the DNA of dinosaurs and recreate the necessary DNA strands. At this point, this isn't possible. The sequencing of the human genome, for example, took 13 years to complete, and the final product wasn't something researchers could use to clone people. Reconstructing complete strands of dinosaur DNA would require technology far beyond what exists today.

That leaves what may be the next best thing to cloning dinosaurs -- cloning extinct mammals, like mammoths. Mammoth fossils are significantly younger than dinosaur fossils. They're only about 30,000 years old. This difference in age gives the DNA much less time to decompose. But a mammoth cloning project would still require a perfectly preserved specimen. The mammoth's tissue couldn't have gone through cycles of freezing and thawing or been preserved at extremely low temperatures that could damage the DNA. Yet, the idea of piecing together this evidence to get an idea of mammoth genes isn't completely unreasonable. In 2005, one research team reported that it had sequenced part of the mammoth genome.

A second option for bringing mammals to life could be to use fossilized sperm to inseminate the eggs of a related mammal. The resulting animal would be a hybrid, with only half its genetic code from its male mammoth parent. A project to do exactly that was proposed by a Japanese research team in 2006.
These advances in paleontology and genetic technology have made the idea of cloning dinosaurs just a little more probable sometime in the far future. But it's still not at all likely, especially not in our lifetimes.

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article tools -->लॉस एंजिलस.बात रामायण की चली है, तो बड़ी दूर तक जाएगी। 1980 के दशक में जाने-माने फिल्म निर्माता रामानंद सागर ने टीवी धारावाहिक ‘रामायण’ से सब तरफ धूम मचा दी थी। अब हॉलीवुड में भी इस महाग्रंथ पर एक बड़ी फिल्म बनाने की तैयारियां की जा रही हैं।

हॉलीवुड में रामायण पर फिल्म बनाने की कवायद भारतीय मूल के अशोक बैंकर ने शुरूकी है। खबर है कि इसके लिए उन्होंने हॉलीवुड की बड़ी हस्तियों से बात भी कर ली है।

अशोक ने बताया, ‘मैं सोचता था यह कैसे संभव हो पाएगा कि पश्चिम में हमारे पूजनीय ग्रंथ पर फिल्म बने और हमारे मूल्यों, संस्कृति एवं भावनाओं का भी ध्यान रखा जाए। खैर, रामायण पर फिल्म के लिए मैंने हॉलीवुड की कई कंपनियों को ऑफर दिए थे।

उन्हीं में से एक दिग्गज कंपनी वार्नर ब्रदर्स ने मुझसे संपर्क किया, फिल्म बनाने की इच्छा जताई। मैंने कंपनी से बात की और संतुष्ट हो गया।

इसके बाद हॉलीवुड से कई और ऑफर आने शुरू हुए, लेकिन मैं वार्नर ब्रदर्स के साथ बात कर चुका था।’

शूटिंग भारत में की जाएगीअशोक ने बताया- ‘फिल्म की खास बात यह भी होगी कि इसकी समूची शूटिंग भारत में ही की जाएगी। इसके अलावा रामायण के पूजनीय पात्रों जैसे भगवान राम, सीता, लक्ष्मण, दशरथ, कौशल्या आदि की भूमिका निभाने के लिए भारतीय कलाकार ही लिए जाएंगे।

आसुरी पात्रों जैसे रावण, कुंभकर्ण, शूर्पणखा व अन्य भूमिकाएं निभाने के लिए हॉलीवुड कलाकारों को लिया जाएगा। इस हॉलीवुड फिल्म की पटकथा न केवल ग्रंथ की कहानी के निकट होगी, बल्कि अहम बात यह है कि यह मुख्य कथा तथा पात्रों का भी पूरा सम्मान करेगी।

ये निभाएंगे विभिन्न भूमिकाएं

भगवान राम अभिषेक बच्चन

माता सीता ऐश्वर्या राय

दशरथ अमिताभ बच्चन

कौशल्या जया बच्चन

विश्वामित्र सर बेन किंग्सले

विभीषण बेन किंग्सले

रावण डेनियल क्रेग या शाहरुख खान

शूर्पणखा निकोल किडमैन

from the desk of Dainik Bhaskar News.
व्यंग्य
होलिवुड मे राम्।

कल रात स्टार न्यूज पर प्रसर्रित एक खबर ने इस व्यंग्य को जनम दिया,इस लेख के सभी पात्र व घटनाये वास्तविकता से परे
व कल्पनिक हें,इस लेख का किसी व्यक्ति विशेष या राजनिति से कोइ लेना देना नही हें,यह लेख मात्र एक व्यंग्य के रूप मे पढा जाये।इस लेख के सभी बिन्दु समाज को ध्यान मे रख के उठाये गये है व किसी की धार्मिक भावना को ठेस पहउचाना इस लेख का मकसद नही हे।पाठ्को की भावनाओ को ध्यान मे रख कर पात्रो के नाम बदल दिये गये हे।

सुबह सुबह जब हमारी जाग खुली ही थी तभी डोर बेल बजी बाहर जाके देखा तो हमारा दुधवाला खडा था।
क्क्काजी:- कया हुआ राम प्रसाद तुम्हारा चेहरा क्यो लटका हुआ हे सुबह सुबह्।
राम प्रसाद:- क्या बोले क्क्काजी सुबह सुबह मुड्वा खराब हुइ गवा। ब बड्बोले बक्सा ने सुबह सुबह जो खबर दिखलाईं हमू
तो बिसबास ही नही होइ रहा।
क्क्काजी:- ऐसा क्या देख लिया।
राम प्रसाद:- बो का कहत हे, होलीबूड मे रामायण, जेइ लिखा था ब मे।
क्क्काजी:- ओह्। ओर क्या बताया खबर मे राम प्रसाद।
राम प्रसाद:- बहा की कोइ हिरोइन हे निकाल किडा मेन्। वो सुरपन्खा के लिये उसे लिया गया हे। राम जी का रोल अभिशेक भैया जी को मिला हे ओर भोजैइ अश्व्र्या जी सिता का रोल करेगी, उन्के ससुर अमिताभ जी दशरथ बनेगे।
ओर तो ओर भैया जी रावण कोन हे आप को पता हे, अरे हमरे किंग खान शाहरुख भैया। फ़िल्म बनाने वाले केह रहे थे कि फ़िल्म माड्र्न तक्नीक से बनेगी। लेकिन भैया जी हमरी रामायण तो हिन्दी मे हे,होलीवुड उसे अन्ग्रेज़ि मे बनयेगे तु कैसे क
डाय्लोग बोलेन्गे राम भैया ओर सिता मैया। तनिक बोल के दिखाइये ना।
क्क्काजी:-यदि फ़िल्म आज के ज़माने पर हुइ तो अन्ग्रज़ी मे हास्य फ़िल्म बन जायेगी। कैसे देखो।
रामदेव ,सितादेवी, लछ्म्णसिह, 14दह वर्ष के वनवास पे हे ओर वह चित्रकूट मे रह रहे हें सन 2008।
सम्वाद:-
सिता्देवी:- हे गोड क्या आप मुझे वोह गोल्ड्न डीअर ला दोगे।
रामदेव:- वई नाट आइ ज्स्ट गो अन्ड केप्चर देट डियर।
राम देव:- लछ्म्न यू स्टेय अट होम्। ओर ध्यान रख्नना सितादेवी का।
राम देव:- सितादेवी जब तक मे डियर लाता हु। वाई डोन्ट यू प्लेस इन ओर्देर फ़ोर अ चीइज़ पिज्जा इन पिज्जा ह्ट।
लछ्मन:- ओ के ब्रो।
रामदेव जी हिरण पकड्ने चले गये।
सितादेवी:- हेलो पिज्जा ह्ट,
सितादेवी:- या आइ विल लाइक टू प्लेस अन ओर्देर फ़ोर चिज़्जी केप्सिक्म पिज्जा विद इक्ष्त्रा टोप्पीन्ग्स्।
सितादेवी: लछ्मन ज़रा जा के देखो तुम्हारे भैया कहान रेह गये।
लछ्मन: जी मे अभी जा के देखता हुन आप कहिन नही जाना।
लछ्मन:-आप अपना मोबाईल साथ रखना।
लछ्मन:- जरा Rat and cockroach killer Chalk तो दिजिये।
सितादेवी:- वो किस लिये लछ्मन?
लछ्मन:- अरे भाभी आज कल चूहो ने बडा नाक मे दम किया हुआ हे,बाहर जाके चाल्क से लाईन खीचूँगा। ताकि
कोइ चूहा या काक्रोच ना आ सके।
ओर लछ्मन ने लछ्मन रेखा छाप ब्रान्ड चाल्क से लछ्म्न रेखा खींच दी ओर रामदेव को खोजने निकल पडा।
उधर राम देव के फ़्लेट मे रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण ने दस्तक दी,सिता देवी घर मे अकेली हे।
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण:- नोक नोक नोक हेल्लो घर मे कोइ हे।
सितादेवी:- कोन हे ? जी कहिए।
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण:- जी मे
सितादेवी:- जी देखीये अगर आप इक़्वा गार्ड से आये हे तो मे आप को पेहले बता दु इक्वा गार्ड हमारे यहाँ हें। आगे बोलिये।
रावण:- जी देखिये मे हमारी कँपनी आइ सी आइ सी आइ से आया हूं,क्या आप के पास फ़्री क्रेडिट कार्ड हें। हमारी कँपनी आप को फ़्री होम लोन, पर्सनल लोन,कार लोन,फ़्री क्रेडिट कार्ड देती हें। मेड्म आप क्या लेना चाहेन्गी।
सितादेवी:- देखिये इसके बारे मे आप मेरे पतिदेव से बात कर सकते हें, वो बस आते ही होन्गे।
इतना सुनते ही रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण अपना रुप बद्ला ओर सिता देवी को बोला।
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण :- मेड्म मुझे इक गिलास पानी मिलेगा, साथ मे कुछ खाने को भी ले आइयेगा।
सितादेवी:- जी,मेने अभी अभी पिज्जा मन्ग्वाया हें,पिज्जा खायेन्गे आप्।
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण :- जी च्लेगा।
जैसे ही सितादेवी पानी का गिलास व पिज्जा ले कर आयी रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण ने उन्हे लछ्मन रेखा छाप ब्रान्ड चाल्क से खिंची रेखा से बाहर खिंचा ओर अप्ने साथीयो की मदद से बाहर खडी अपनी कार मे ले जाने लगा।
तभी थोडी दुर जाने पर्। एक चोराहे पर खडे ज्टायुप्र्साद की नज़र उस च्मचमाती कार पर पडी जो किसी महिला को ज़बरदस्ती
ले जा रही थी,वे जल्दी से वहाँ गये ओर रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण से बोले।
ज्टायुप्र्साद:- क्या बोस ये क्या हो रहा हे कोन हो तुम ओर येह लेडी कोन हे?
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण :- देखीये मे आइ सी आइ सी आइ कँपनी का क्रेडिट कार्ड बेचने आया हूँ,आप को चाइये।
ज्टायुप्र्साद:- अर्र्। भई मे तो गरिब आदमी हूँ मे क्या करूगा क्रेडिट कार्ड का।
ज्टायुप्र्साद:- कुछ खाने को हे तो दो?
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण :- ओके। ये लो पिज्जा खाओ।
ज्टायुप्र्साद:- लकिन तुम इन लेडी को कहाँ ले जा रहे हों?
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण :- ए य्।ग न डोन्ट यू नो आइ एम फ़्राम तमील लिट्टे मइ नेम इज रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण।
रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण :- आइ एम किड्नेपु दिस लेडी, टेल ह्र्र हँसबँड हिस वाईफ़ इस इन सरी लन्का।
ओर रावण कुमार प्र्भाकरण ज्टायुप्र्साद को घायल कर वहाँ से सितादेवी को साथ भगा ले जाता हें। उधर राम देव ओर लछ्म्णसिह आप मे बात कर रहे हे।

लछ्म्णसिह:- भाइया! चलो घर चल्ते हें। बहुत देर हो गयी हे।
रामदेव:- हाँ भई, अभी ओफ़ीस भी जाना हें।
दोनो फ़्लेट मे आते हें।
रामदेव:- लछ्म्ण क्या बात हें सितादेवी कहिन नज़र नही आ रही।
लछ्म्णसिह:- भैया मे तो उन्हे यहि छोड के गया था।
रामदेव:- लेट्स गो ओउट अँड सर्रच।
रामदेव:- तुम मेरा ओर अपना मोबाइल ले लेना, वोडाफ़ोन वालो की नई स्कीम आइ हें।
अब सारे लोक्ल काँल 1 रूप्ये मे। कल ही देखा इरफ़ान खान का नया टी वी अड, म्स्त अड बनाया हें।
लछ्म्णसिह:- जी भैया।
रामदेव व लछ्म्णसिह चोराहे के नुक्क्ड के पान वाले से अपना फ़ोन 500 रुप्ये से रीचार्ज करवाते हें तभी उन्की नज़र
चोराहे के नुक्क्ड मे ज्टायुप्र्साद घायल हुए पडे हें। पर जाती हें।
रामदेव:- अरे भाई साह्ब क्या हुआ?
ज्टायुप्र्साद:- कुछ नही जनाब, क्या आप सामने वाले फ़्लेट मे रेह्ते हें।
रामदेव:- हाँ। क्यों ?
ज्टायुप्र्साद:- वहाँ से एक महिला को कुछ लोग जबरदस्ती उठा के ले गये हें। ओर मुझे मार के।
लछ्म्णसिह:- भैया कहिन भाभी तो नही थी।
रामदेव:- चलो मिडिया व पोलीस को फ़ोन करते हें।
थोडी देर मे वहाँ मिडिया आ धमका ओर उन्की सवाल शरु।

मिडिया:- रामदेव ये बताये आप की पत्नी ने आप को कब बताया कि उन्का किड्नेप हुआ हें
रामदेव:- जी अभी तक उन्का कोई sms या काल नही आया हे।
स्टार न्यूज रिपोरटर:- अभी अभी खबर आई हे की चित्र्कुट मे एक सनसनीखेज़ वारदात हुई हे हम आप को सिधे लिये चल्ते हे हमारे सम्वदाता के पास्।
स्टार न्यूज सम्वादाता राम देव से सवाल करते हुए।
स्टार न्यूज सम्वादाता: राम देव ये बताये कि आप की पत्नी ने किड्नेपिन्ग के समय कोन से कपडे पेह्ने थे?
राम देव :- जी आम कपडे जो हर स्त्री पहन्ती हें साडी।
स्टार न्यूज सम्वादाता: आप देख सकते कि राम देव जी ने नीली शर्ट पेह्नी हुइ हें व उन्की पत्नी ने लाल रंग की साडी मे किड्नेप हुई।
स्टार न्यूज सम्वादाता:- येह वो जगह हे जहाँ राम देव जी की पत्नी रोज़ सुबह अपने प्यारे कुत्ते को सेर कर्वाने आती थी।
स्टार न्यूज सम्वादाता:- राम देव जी आप ने पोलिस मे रिपोर्ट लिखाई,पोलिस का क्या केहना हें?
राम देव :- जी पोलिस ने रिपोर्ट लिखने से मना कर दिया हे कहा हे ये पति पत्नि का आपस का मामला हें।
स्टार न्यूज मे सनसनी (क्या हुआ जब एक महिला हो गयी गुम्शुदा देखीये आज रात 10:30 बजे सनसनी
ओर ज़ी न्यूज मे क्राइम रिपोर्टर मे।
क्राइम रिपोर्टर : आप देख रहे हे क्राइम रिपोर्टर ओर मे हु रमेश खुडगल शरू करने से पहले एक गुज़ारीश
चेन से सोना हे तो अब जाग जाओ।
लछ्म्णसिह:- भाइया क्यो ना हम गूग्ल अर्थ मे सर्च करे। सिरी लंका
रामदेव:- नही लछ्म्णसिह अब हम दोनो जयेन्गे लंका, पेक योउर बेग्स लेट्स गो टू लंका।

रामदेव व लछ्म्णसिह दोनो सिता देवी की खोज मे दक्षिण की तरफ़ चल पडे।
दक्षिण मे तमिलनाडु के एक हाईवे के पास एक ढाबे मे

रामदेव:- अर्रे भाई आप के पास खाने मे गरम गरम क्या हें?
ढाबेवाला:- आइयो मेरा नाम अण्णा, इधर खाने को ईड्ली,डोसा,रस्म,उत्त्पा,उत्त्त्प्म मिलेगा।
ढाबेवाला:- आप क्या खाइन्गा? इड्ली या डोसा ?
रामदेव व लछ्म्णसिह डोसा ले आईये।
ढाबेवाला:- सादा डोसा या मसाला डोसा?
रामदेव व लछ्म्णसिह मसाला डोसा ले आईये।
रामदेव:- लछ्म्णसिह मे ज़रा वोडाफ़ोन मे फ़ोन कर के रोमिग एकटीवेट करवा लु।
रामदेव वोडाफ़ोन मे फ़ोन करते हें। दुसरी तरफ़ से आवाज़ आती हें
वोडाफ़ोन:- वोडाफ़ोन मे आप का स्वागत हें,
वोडाफ़ोन:- अपना फ़ोन रीचार्ज करने के लिये 1 दबाये।
वोडाफ़ोन:- अपना फ़ोन मे बेलेन्स जान्ने के लिये 2 दबाये।
वोडाफ़ोन:- अपना फ़ोन मे डाय्लर टोन सुन ने के लिये 3 दबाये।
वोडाफ़ोन:- अग्ले मेन्यु मे जाने के लिये 4 दबाये।
वोडाफ़ोन:- किसी भी समय हमारे वोडाफ़ोन अधिकारी से बात करने के लिये 5 दबाये।
वोडाफ़ोन:- आप के फ़ोन का बेलेन्स अब 100 रुप्ये हे आप की सेवा आज रात 12 बजे समाप्त हो जायेगी।
वोडाफ़ोन मे फ़ोन करने के लिये धन्यवाद।

The following information reported by NASA is a crucial aspect for an insight into the mysterious legend called Ramayana, which was supposed to have taken place in tretha yuga (more than 1,700,000 years ago).

Space images taken by NASA reveal a mysterious ancient bridge in the Palk Strait between India and Sri Lanka. The recently discovered bridge currently named as Adam´s Bridge is made of chain of shoals, c.18 mi (30 km) long.

The bridge´s unique curvature and composition by age reveals that it is man made. The legends as well as Archaeological studies reveal that the first signs of human inhabitants in Sri Lanka date back to the a primitive age, about 1,750,000 years ago and the bridge´s age is also almost equivalent.

This information is a crucial aspect for an insight into the mysterious legend called Ramayana, which was supposed to have taken place in tredha yuga (more than 1,700,000 years ago).In this epic, there is a mentioning about a bridge, which was built between Rameshwaram (India) and Srilankan coast under the supervision of a dynamic and invincible figure called Rama who is supposed to be the incarnation of the supreme.

This information may not be of much importance to the archeologists who are interested in exploring the origins of man, but it is sure to open the spiritual gates of the people of the world to have come to know an ancient history linked to the Indian mythology.

Shri Harbinder Singh Sikka has brought certain facts after observing & experiencing his research work for long while staying in Sri Lanka. He presented certain facts regarding Sri Lanka & Shri Ram's relations that existed in the past long back history.

1It is said in the Ramayan that Shri Hanuman while intruding Lankawas arrested by the security of Ravan. Then the King Ravan orderd to kindle fire on the tail of Shri Hanuman. Hanuman's tail was fired that further by its unlimited length extension like heavy electric cable.

2 Shri hanuman flew over the entire portion of Sri Lanka & the whole Lanka was set on fire but excluding the portions of Ashok Vatika where Mata Sita was kept in captivity. Mata Sita was quiet safe during the fire setting session.

3The golden Lanka was destroyed by Hanuman in full. The evidence
exists by the color of the rocks or soil that is available in the portion of
fire zone. The portion of fire zone shows the colour of the soil complete
Black while that of the other zone where the fire was not spread is grey
that makes a difference about the nature of the soil. In the same region of
one side of the existing water body is black while on the other side it is
grey. The black colour is the result of fire as is understood evidently.

4 Mr Sikka has gone all over Lanka & could not find that colour of
soil. He also visited a mountain by the name Supra on the sea shore, the
only mountain as there is no chain or range of mountains on that area. This
mountain appears to have been transported by someone from far distant. This mountain is an open house of medical herbs or plants and generally the
residents of Sri Lanka use it as their doctor. They take out the herbs to be
used as medicines for their illness recovery & are treated very well. A
Hanuman statue is also available adjacent that is worshipped by those who
are recovered. Though these people belong to Buddhist faith, yet they
consume the herbs & then worship for thanks giving to Shri Hanuman. It is
said that it is the same mountain as was brought by Shri Ram when Laxman was unconscious due to being attacked by Ravan's son Meghnat. The Lankan Vedya wanted the Sanjivni Herb that was available only on this mountain. Since Hanuman could not identify the particular Herb, he lifted the entire mountain & flew it to the location where it is situated now. This mountain was never taken back to its original location. This mountain is able to produce all kind of herbs so that the people make use to treat all diseases.

5 There is a place on certain rocks exhibiting the footprints of
Hanuman & others clearly on the rock proving the potential these souls had.
Though it is a matter of faith but certain records appear to be clear just
to resolve the issue. It is also said that the stones that were used for the
construction of the bridge to cross the sea were too light to flow on water
easily. Such stones still are available there.

6 Eng Neil a member of Sugriv Vanar Sena was responsible for the
design as well as construction of the cross bridge now named as Ram Setu.
This is quiet voluminous about 30 m wide for a good access of human as well
as certain equipment.

7 The area where Mother Sita was kept in captivity in Ashok Vatika
is having its attractive beauty of green quiet different than that of the
area that is quiet black in its soil colour. The surface as well as the
depth all are black. How it is possible is not answerable except a thought
that the black portion is due to fire caused by Hanuman at that time?

9 Though these findings do not scientifically prove about the
existence of Shri Ram but science is not above the existence of Shri Ram.
Science is too small in comparison to the existence of Shri Ram. Historians
cannot answer such questions or findings as they themselves are not
scientific or having a calculative capacity. These historians previously
used to claim that Mahabharat happened prior to Ramayana now, they have
changed their opinion by accept the belief that Ramayana happened before
Mahabharat. Anyway, we as people of Bharat & particularly those belonging to
Sanatan Vedic or other Hindu communities do not need any acceptance by the
historians or the scientists that Shri Ram's existence be proved. Shri Ram
is naturally proven by the fact that billions of people for centuries have
faith in him & Shri Ram has already been adopted as a part of cult fort
thousands of years.

10 Those who have been talking about the proof are staying in a dream
world thinking that they are above Shri Ram. These people have misused the
powers of the expression of thought & the liberty that the Vedism or
Hinduism has granted to the people of Bharat. These people might not have
talked that way should some devil like Kans were in power.

11 Shri Ravan's wife Mandodri was born in Rajasthan. In her Maika
village, yet Ravan is considered as their son in law & they condole the day
of Dushera. It is another indirect evidence of existence of Shri Ram. The
effigies of Raven is not burnt there. These people have been offering shrads
on the day of Shri Ravan's death.

12 Do these historians or the so called scientists believe in the
existence of god or their own souls? These people first must prove how they
themselves have been existing live in this world & how their souls have been
working scientifically? Let Karuna Nidhi explain to the entire world how he
has been living in this world without the souls in his body & who has been
operating his system? Some people are mad in this world who tall for certain
narrow gains are irrelevant issues like Karuna & other Historians as well as
scientists do? Unfortunately, the government of Bharat too have cooperated &
supported them openly.

13 The question is whether or not, the government of the day has the
potential to speak against the existence of Shri Ram or just for the sake of
votes & their survival in the government, they have stopped talking about
the very much live issue of Shri Ram's existence. Shall Karuna reply whether
or not he believed in Ravan's existence? The faith of the people in the
existence of Shri Ram has increased & augmented many folds since the issue
was raised by the government stating that there is no historic proof of Shri
Ram. The increasing values of Shri Ram in Bharat has proved that the
approach by the government is baseless & against the Vedic communities in
Bharat as well as around the world. People believe in Ram's existence very
much. In fact it is more than their own existence.

Gyan.com

Special Report

Since it formed over 4.5 billion years ago, Earth has been hit many times by asteroids and comets whose orbits bring them into the inner solar system. These objects, collectively known as Near Earth Objects or NEOs, still pose a danger to Earth today. Depending on the size of the impacting object, such a collision can cause massive damage on local to global scales. There is no doubt that sometime in the future Earth will suffer another cosmic impact; the only question is "when?". There is strong scientific evidence that cosmic collisions have played a major role in the mass extinctions documented in Earth's fossil record. That such cosmic collisions can still occur today was demonstrated graphically in 1994 when Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 broke apart and 21 fragments, some as large as 2 km in diameter, crashed into the atmosphere of Jupiter. If these fragments had hit Earth instead, we would have suffered global catastrophes of the kind that inspire science fiction movies. The dangers posed by these intruders in the inner solar system are now the subject of serious scientific investigation. Observations by astronomers tracking near-Earth asteroids have raised a new object to the top of the Earth-threat list.

The asteroid could strike the Earth in 2102. However, Don Yeomans, manager of NASA's Near Earth Object Program at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, US, told New Scientist: "The most likely situation, by far, is that additional observations will bring it back down to a zero."

He adds: "We're more likely to be hit between now and then by an object that we don't know about."

On 23 February, new observations allowed researchers to more accurately calculate the orbit of the asteroid, named 2004 VD17, which was originally detected by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's LINEAR project. Since the improvement did not rule out a potential collision with the Earth on 4 May 2102, they increased the asteroid's rating to level 2 on the Torino Scale, a relatively rare event. Since 1998, NASA has had a US Congressional mandate to locate 90% of all NEOs of 1 kilometer or larger by 2008. Yeomans says that 830 out of a predicted 1100 have been found so far, along with thousands of smaller objects. The largest asteroid to come near the Earth in more than 20 years will make its closest approach on Tuesday, venturing as close as 1.4 times the distance to the Moon. Already, the first radar observations of the space rock reveal it may have formed from two separate asteroids that fell together and stuck.

The asteroid, named 2007 TU24, was discovered by the Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona, US, on 11 October 2007. Based on its apparent brightness, astronomers estimated that it was between 150 and 600 meters wide, but it has been too far away for ground-based telescopes to resolve it and determine its actual size and shape.

However, on Wednesday, it came close enough to the Earth – about 11 times the Moon's distance – for radar signals to be bounced off its surface. Five hours of observations using NASA's Goldstone radio telescope in California, US, reveal that the asteroid is about 250 meters wide.

The last time an object of about the same size was observed to approach Earth at about the same distance was in September 1985, says Don Yeomans, head of NASA's Near Earth Object programme at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, US. "This will be the closest approach by a known asteroid of this size or larger until 2027," he adds.

But similar close passes probably occur more often and simply go undetected. "There's a lot of objects zipping by that are not seen," Yeomans told gyan.com, adding that about 7000 asteroids of about the same size are expected to venture near Earth's orbit, and only 20% have been discovered so far.

The Goldstone observations have not only helped pin down the asteroid's size, but also its orbit, says JPL's Steven Ostro, who led the radar observations. "We can guarantee absolutely that there's zero chance of any hazardous close approaches to Earth until 2170."

Spinning rock

Moreover, the asteroid "has a very interesting shape – we see asymmetries and evidence for concavities", he told gyan.com He says the preliminary images hint that 2007 TU24 may be a so-called contact binary – created when two asteroids orbiting each other lose enough energy to eventually "fall into each other". He says about 10% of known near-Earth asteroids have shapes that suggest they were formed by such mergers and another 10 to 15% have orbiting partners.

The radar observations also suggest the asteroid is rotating slowly – perhaps once every 10 to 30 hours, he estimates based on the initial observations. Studying rotation rates can provide clues about whether an asteroid is a solid rock or a loose collection of rubble, says Yeomans. That's because asteroids that rotate faster than about once every 2.2 hours would fly apart if they were rubble piles.

Since 2007 TU24's rate is slower than that, "it doesn't tell us anything about whether it's a monolithic rock or a rubble pile", says JPL's Lance Benner.

If a particular space rock appeared to be on a collision course with Earth, knowing its size, shape and rotation rate would also be crucial for planning ways to deflect it, says Ostro. "If we had to change its orbit, we'd have to figure out what kind of object we're dealing with," he says.

Early detection

Fortunately, 2007 TU24 will come no closer than 1.4 times the Moon's distance. But its discovery only a few months before its closest approach to Earth highlights the importance of finding potentially dangerous space rocks, astronomers say. Recent research suggests small asteroids, just a few tens of meters across, can cause significant destruction if they impact the Earth.

Currently, NASA is hoping to turn up 90% of potentially hazardous asteroids larger than 1 kilometer wide by the end of 2008. But it says it does not have the funding to comply with a directive by the US Congress to find 90% of all space rocks down to 140 meters across. "If we could do that, then 99% of the risk associated with all near-Earth objects of all sizes would be retired," says Yeomans, explaining that the rocks would be discovered early enough to deflect them.

Further radar observations of 2007 TU24 will be made with the giant Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico when the rock is much closer to Earth. And for a brief time, amateur observers with telescopes 8 centimeters (3 inches) or larger should be able to see the asteroid under good observing conditions on the night of 29-30 January. Its closest approach will take place on the 29th at 0833 GMT.

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कल 27-1-2008 रात्रि 8 बजे स्टार प्ल्स पर 14वे स्टार स्क्रीन अवार्ड का प्रसारण किया गया था।कार्यक्रम के मध्य मे अभिनेता साज्जिद खान ने जिस तरह से हिन्दी का उपहास उडाया उसे देख कर ना सिर्फ़ दुख हुआ अतः जिस हिन्दी फ़िल्मो की वजह से ये सितारे इतने मशहूर होते है।उसी हिन्दी भाषा का खुले आम मुख्यमंत्री श्री विलास राव देशमुख़ के सम्मुख उपहास व आपत्ति जनक वार्ता का उप्योग किया गया।दुख इस बात का है कि जिस भाषा की वजह से इनकी रोज़ि रोटि चलती है उसी भाषा के साथ इतना बड़ा खिलवाड़ कोइ कैसे कर सकता हें। फ़िल्मो मे पुरी तरह से हिन्दी का उप्योग करने के बाद अवार्ड समारोह मे English मे स्पीच दे कर झुठी वाह वाही लेना ओर हिन्दी भाषा का सार्वजनिक रूप से तिरस्कार करना व मजाक उडा के ये सितारे किन की नज़रो अपने को महान बना रहे हें। यदि देश के सभ्य व वरिष्ठ नागरिक व समाज के प्रतिष्ठित नेतागण भी अगर इस तरह के समारोह मे सम्मिलित हो कर देश की राष्ट्रीय भाषा का इस तरह से धज्जियाँ उड्ते देख सकते Click Here to Viewhttp://www.radiosargam.com/films/archives/10426/videos-14th-annual-star-screen-awards.html/6  वे इस देश को किसी भी स्तिथि तक ले जा सकते है।

ज्ञान.कोम

सत्ता कि गलियरोन से निकल्ती है नई सडक
हर छोटे शहर के चोउराहे मे होति है ईक नई सडक
सुबह सुबह कि चय से खुल् ती है नई सडक
कुंठित मर्यादाओ के थपडो कि बनती है नई सडक

उजाड़ ज़िदग़ी को भर सक ज़ीनें का नाम है नई सडक
नेताओं को गाढ़ी कमई का साधन है नई सडक
पोलिस वालो कि जेबें भरपई का रस्ता है नइ सडक
आम आदमी के लिऐ बनती है नइ सडक।

थंड मे गरिब को अपना रूप दिखाती हौ ये नई सडक
गर्मी मे अमीरों को झुलसाती है ये नई सडक
कई रूपो मे पाई जाती है ये नैइ सडक
ग़ड्घे ग़ड्घे इस् के रूप सोन्दर्य कि पेह्चान है
उबड ख़बड रास्तों कि शान है ये नै सडक।

ट्रफ़िक जाम मे बहुत रुलाति हे ये नई सडक
दूर दूर तक पोलिस वाले को ढुनढ्वाति है ये नई सडक

रोहित शर्मा

Now

Everything is Fine and justified but what about others Sports. for example

Hockey,Football,kabaddi,Archery,kayaking,basketball,handball,athletics,long jump,pole vault,throwing and many more.

what about them?

can't they also be commercialised like cricket?

can't they also get same recognition like cricket?

can't they also get same popularity like cricket?

can't they also get the same honour and spirit like cricket?

can't they also get the same respect like cricketers get?

can't they also get the same price and money like cricketers?

now as per reports SRK said he will also promote gilli danda after success of IPL 20/20. I appriciate his thoughts and efforts but still I would like to ask why so late SRK? can't Big Bollywood Stars and Industry Tycoons Like Ambani and UB group Chairmen Vijay mallya has the guts to donate atleast few lakhs on rest of the sports to motivate the rest of the sports players.

later when Indian hockey team wins the Asia Cup Last year ,A leading state-owned bank in India has announced that it will pay half a million rupees ($12,500)(compare with IPL Payments to IPL Cricketers) to each member of India's world beating hockey team. The payments follows complaints by members of the team that their retention of hockey's Asia Cup has been ignored by many in the country. The team's coach complained that in contrast, India's Twenty20 cricket winners received large cash payments.The President of the Indian Hockey Federation, KPS Gill, told the BBC later in 2007 "As far as the government and politicians are concerned they only know one sport - cricket. "It's a pity. But cricket gives the giver a lot of publicity. That's why all these politicians are doling out cash awards to the cricket players." There was saturation media coverage of the cricket win, but only sparse coverage of the hockey triumph, even though hockey is India's national sport.

if you have the answers kindly post on this big issue.

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2. An unconditional apology for hurting religious and national sentiments of billions of Hindus and Bhartiyas.

Check Hussain's paintings and be a judge yourself !

http://www.hindujagruti.org/activities/campaigns/national/mfhussain-campaign/#1

UIA members felt the Australian team behaved in an unsporting manner during their 22-run win over India in the second Test at the SCG on Sunday.

now where is the Bajran Dal,Shiv Sena,Vishwa Hindu Parishad still Sleeping.

Gr8.

People of India UP and Bihar
सरकारी दंगाइयों ने बेंडा येह उठाया हें
हर प्रदेश मे दन्गा इन्होने करवाया हे।
कुर्सी का मोह इन्हे यहा तक ले आया हे
अपने घर मे इन्होने कब्रिस्तान बनाया हे
वक़्त हे इन्के पास विदेश घुम्ने का
अपने प्र्देश मे क्या हो रहा हे उन्को नहि पता
अपने जनम्दिन को उल्लस ओर उत्साह के साथ मनाते हे
गरिब जन्ता का खून चूस के भुल जाते है
लाखो क्रोड रुप्ये इनको चाहिए खर्चे के लिये
इनकी बैमैनि स्म्पत्ति के बारे मे मत पुच्छीय।
फ़िर भी हुम इतने समझदार लोग है
हर पान्च साल मे उन्हे फ़िर से बुलते है
फ़िर अपना खुन उन्से चुस्वाते हे
ओर भिगि बिल्लियों कि तरह घर मे डर के चुप हो जाते है
ओर हर साल इनका जनम्दिन धुम धाम से मनाते है
ओर रोज़्गार के नाम पे बेरोजगार हो जाते है
ये हे हमारा डेमोकेटिक देश्।

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Lets Unite and fight terrorism, together, today,Now Why whole nation is silent on bombings in Guwahati?
Why no political party not raised any voice against it?
Why there are not nationwide bandhs over Guwahati blasts?
Is life of 15/20 people killed and hundreds injured there does not bear any value?
Dalit killed in Nagpur and the Shameless minister of Maharshtra R R Patil says that it is naxal activity. Why Shiv Sena is quite and why BJP is running to save its own skin?
Very sad to see biased role of media, government towards rural and poor parts of India.
We need to improve or soon our soul will perish. Yet there is no reply even after so many hours. Media and press Reporters creating Breaking News just to get TRP of their News channel ,Intellectuals get time to write paragraph over paragraph to pull ones leg on non issue but on issue their hearts, mind and lips are locked.
This shows the intensity to fight terror. Where is bajrang dal who always talks about hindu and hindutava? Every one is enough literate to know what is right what is wrong the matter is how we are going to change it? Just complaining is not fighting against injustice, terrorism. Today I question my father that as a educated citizen what you contributed to society to make it better place for living? and I would not like my son to ask same question to me some years later. So we have to work instead of complaining.
Lets decide and work …
1)Politicle party choose one from existing.2)Our mode of contribution and control3)System of Law we need.4)System of governance.
5) The Entire System Must be reformed.

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(I heard the below couplets some days back, they aren't my creations.  But I loved the meaning of it and the message conveyed. Simply optimistic... too good!)

Kahaan aake rukne the raaste, kahaan mod tha, usse bhool jaa
Vo jo mil gaya usse yaad rakh, jo nahi mila, use bhool jaa!

Vo tere naseeb ki baarishe kisi aur chhat pe baras gayi,
Vo dil-e-beqaraari mein aankho se jo baras gaya, usse bhool jaa!!

ik hawaa ka babula, uthte hi pighal gaya
ik ummid ka paudha, ugte hi kuchal gaya

ik dariya ki talaash mein, aakhri saans talak
ik hiran tha, jo sehra mein chalta hi chal gaya

ik umra kat gayi uski... haalaat ko badal ne mein
haalaat se bojhal... becharaa khud hi badal gaya

ik cheez suni hai... dosti kehte hai vo jise
thukra diya aakhir, jab matlab nikal gaya

ik bachpan ke khilone sa, dhool jamaa karne ko
rakh diya tha maale pe, jab zara sa dil bahal gaya

ik chot si khudurti hui, jism ke libas tale
ghaav naasoor bane, man aukal-be-kal gaya

ik hasi ka gubbara, kabhi lab par aaya hi nahi
ik khushi ka suraj tha jo saher mein hi dhal gaya

ik guldaste mein sajaa rakkhe the humne kai raaz apne
na chahte hue bhi aaj dil unhe lafzo mein udhel gaya

... ik baar saans ruk jaye, fir samjho sab kuchh sambhal gaya !!

teri garm bahon ko aaj bhi odh kar sota hun main
teri saanso ki mahek se aaj bhi madhosh hota hun main
tere kesuon ko aaj bhi apni ungliyo se sehrata hoon main
teri rooh ke aaine mein khud ko aaj bhi dekh paata hoon main

tere jism ka ehsaas aaj bhi vaisa hi barkaraar hai
tere badan ki khushboo se aaj bhi dil ki duniya gulzaar hai
tere haath ko apni do hatheliyo mein rakhkar
nigahon se haal-e-dil sunane ka silsila bhi jaari hai

meri bezubaan aankhen teri silvato ka aaina bankar
mujhe roz saher mein jhinjhodke jagaa deti hai
main mehsus karta hoon ye sab, in ehsaaso ko jee nahi paata
Phir bhi, vo ehsaas hai jo zinda hai aaj bhi, sasns le raha hai

kaash hum thodi der aur saath jee paate, tum aur main,
khair, in ehsaaso ka main shukriya kaise karoon
ki tumhe ab tak mujhse jod ke rakhnewale vohi to hai
ye ehsaas hi to hai, jo humko jode rakhenge......... hamesha

Dil mein arzoo ho gehri agar muskarane ki,
Nakaamyabi mein bhi vo shohrat dhoondh leti hai.

Manzil ka chehra saaf hai jo uski aankhon mein,
Pata-thikana khud-ba-khud dhoondh leti hai.

Itni guzaarish hai mere dost, tu maayus na hona.
Tujhko kya maaloom, teri muskurahat ko meri gazal dhoondh leti hai.

Kuch is tarah mohabbat kar ummeed-e-zindagi se,
Ki jaise teri har saans uski khushboo dhoondh leti hai.

Inspired by Ummeed at Nova's blog

Kathin hai raaste magar, chalna zaroori hai
Lamba hai safar magar, tey karna zaroori hai

Apne sapno ko aankhon mein basaaye rakhunga
Aaj inme nami hai to kya hua, kal uska jharna zaroori hai

Hausle hil jaate hai raahon mein aksar
Par gir kar uthne ke liye, girna zaroori hai

Raaton ke sannate itne bhi nahi gehre,
Subah to honi hi hai, thoda intezaar zaroori hai

Iraade behek sakte hai, kadam bhi gumraah ho sakte hai
Manzil paane ka junoon atal hai magar, fir aur kya zaroori hai

Gar vishawas aur ummid saath hai to kuch namumkin nahi,
Aur hai bhi to uska mumkin hona zaroori hai

Jhoom uthega man jab sulajh jaayengi uljhane
Khushiya to milti hai sabko, par unhe rakh paana zaroori hai

Samna karo to Kuch nahi tikta der tak
Mushkile khud-hi to mitne se rahi, unse takrana zaroori hai

Jaanta hoon ki sabra ka imtehaan zaroor hoga
Azmaaish tabhi hoti hai, jab uska hona zaroori hai

Gar haarne ki fikra karu to shaayad abhi haar jaaunga
Mujhe to jeetna hai bas, marne tak ladna zaroori hai

Sirf baaton se kuch saabit nahi hota
Dum hai, to dikhana zaroori hai

Apni awaaz ko dabaneka main nahi aadi
Main zinda hoon aur zindaa nazar aana zaroori hai

Aapse milke mehsus hua...

Jaise hawaa ka narm jhonka
Jaise baarish ki pehli boond
Jaise baansuri ki dhun
Jaise bhini maati ki khushbu
Jaise resham ka sparsh
Jaise ek haseen raaz
Jaise shayar ki nazm
Jaise khushiyon ka mausam
Jaise sardi ki dhoop
Jaise ummidon ka karvaan
Jaise safalta mein duba sangharsh
Jaise pyaar ka pehla aansu
Jaise rangon se saja aasman
Jaise sundarta ki moorat
Jaise barfile pahaad ki chotiyan
Jaise maasumiyat ki soorat
Jaise ek anmol khwaab
Jaise dhadakta hua dil
Jaise nishabd alfaaz
Jaise sheetal pani
Jaise trupt hoti pyaas
Jaise premiyo ki katha
Jaise armaano ka gulshan
Jaise premika ka bazm
Jaise santusht man
Jaise kaatil adayein
Jaise kashmir ki vaadiyan
Jaise pawan chakora
Jaise shantivan ki dopahar
Jaise jeet ki anubhuti
Jaise shahenshah-e ruaab
Jaise manzil paane ka junoon
Jaise adbhut kalakruti
Jaise gehri nigahein
Jaise saje hue shaamiyane
Jaise lehron ka sangeet
Jaise atoot bandhan
Jaise sukhmay saher
Jaise mrug ke nayan
Jaise mere gaon ki vo shaam
Jaise madmast khushboo
Jaise sona roop sunehra
Jaise jhoomti hui rooh
Jaise khilta hua phool
Jaise kavi ki kavita
Jaise panchhiyon ke geet
Jaise ujla savera
Jaise sandhya ki chaadar
Jaise gul-e-gulzaar
Jaise pyaar ka pehla khat
Jaise mehbooba ka sandesh
Jaise naya jeevan
Jaise gehra yaarana
Jaise khamosh raat
Jaise sant ki vaani
Jaise shaant bhor
Jaise pyaara sa man-meet
Jaise mahekti saanse
Jaise suljha hua sawaal
Jaise pipal ki chhaanv
Jaise kudrat ka chitra
Jaise vishwaas ka dariya
Jaise sapno ka ghar
Jaise pighalta hua sama
Jaise baalak ka hasya
Jaise kabir ke dohe
Jaise surmayi naina
Jaise kamyaabi ka jashn
Jaise saat suro ka sangam
Jaise mandir mein jalte diye
Jaise bhakt ki upasna
Jaise rishiyon ki tapasya
Jaise pranay ki agni
Jaise saral sanjog
Jaise ankahee dastaan
Jaise behte paani ka jharna
Jaise udte hue khayaal
Jaise saadgi ka libaaz
Jaise chadhta hua nasha
Jaise kathinaiyon ka ant
Jaise moksh ki praapti
Jaise khwaabo-khayaali
Jaise durust raahein
Jaise humsafar ka saath
Jaise swarg ki apsara
Jaise aanewala kal
Jaise jhoomte jazbaat
Jaise khushiyo ka tyohar
Jaise gunjta hua samandar
Jaise saahil pe pohchi hui naav
Jaise gaurav ka bhes
Jaise machalte mansoobe

aur jaise... ek umra jeene ka ehsaas!

Vo yun aaye, ki laga
jaise phirse saans le li humne

haar-jeet ki as-man-jas mein
maut se, zindagi jeet li humne...

hum shukr-a-guzaar hai humare, ki
unse mohabbat kar li humne...!

kuchh beetein hue palon ki taqeed hai
ya kuchh adhuri khwahisho ka hisab
chand haseen yaadon ka gubar hai shaayad

na nikah hai na meri maiyat
na ummiden na tamanna-e betaab hai
zindagi ka sirf ek pal hai shaayad

phir kyun khaas hai ehsaas is pal ka
kuchh aise hi pal jo chhoot gaye hai kahin
unhi palon ka aaghaz hai shaayad

vo zamaana alvida ho gaya kabse
jab aapas mein lafz girte aur hansi chhalakti rehti thi
ab to batiyaan ne ko bhi kaazi bulaenge shaayad !!

Har khushi se dur, har gham ke karib main rehna chahta hoon,
Bas ek apne aap mein, aur dusre tanhai mein main rehna chahta hoon.

Na pyaar ka ehsas ho kabhi, ki ilzamon se ghir jaoon nahin,
Is se pehle ki koi saza de, khud hi ko saza main dena chhta hoon.

Gar koi gunah hua ho kabhi mujhse, shayad isliye,
Mulzim kehlane se pehle, khud ko mujrim karar main karna chahta hoon.

Yeh fizul ke yaarane, be-matlab ranjishein aur katl-e-armaan,
Na vaadon ka ehsaan, na ummidon ka udhar main lena chahta hoon.

Vo pyaar ki baatein, doston ki guft-a-goo aur hasne-hasane ki mehfilein,
Ab choodo ye baatein, bas ghame-e-tanhai mein mast main to rehna chahta hoon.

Mere bhitar jhaank kar, dabi-chhipi aawaz na sunle koi,
Har baat na sunle koi, jaane kisse kya main kehna chahta hoon.

Toofan se kaun darta hai aye khuda, lekin,
Maujo mein bhi to kahan main behna chahta toon.

Ghazal ye marham hoti jo, dard-e-dil ka har ghav bhar jata,
Ab iske siva kya kahoon, ki sirf dard main sehna chahta hoon.

Kuch aisa kar loon ki, zamaanaa yaad rakkhe mujhko,
Fir aye maalik, bas teri god mein main sona chahta hoon.

Har sham yaad hai sharaab-wali, doston-dushmano ke sath-wali,
Bohot hua auron ke sath be-wajah ab to, bas khud hi pina, khud hi ko main pilaana chahta hoon.

Khushi, main chahoon na chahoon, ummidon ko dafan bhi kar dun gar,
dard-e-talab bujh jati hai kaise, kambakht kuch bhi kahan main bujhana chahta hoon.

Wajood-e-khushi-e-hayaat dhoondte hue, abroo-e-imaan-e-chain kho baithe,
ab likhte nahi to kya karte, kisiki humdardi bhari nigaah kahaan main paana chahta hoon.

Koi naam puchhe to, malum nahi kehna,
Nahin kisiko gumrah, main karma chahta hoon.

Bayan-e-haal-e-dil hai ye faqat, nahin tumse mukabla-e-shor, aye GHALIB,
Gustakhi zarur hai, lekin Kahan kisise yaari ya dushmani, ab main karna chahta hoon.