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Here's how to get kicked out of the Home Depot...
Yup, you read that right. Tonight I figured out how to get kicked out of a Home Depot. I got home after work today and all I wanted to do was make a quick run to the hardware store and pick-up the la… more »
The Cynical Queer
Here's how to get kicked out of the Home Depot...
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Cynical Queer wrote 1 week ago: Yup, you read that right. Tonight I figured out how to get kicked out of a Home Depot. I got home a … more »
When I die...
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Cynical Queer wrote 3 weeks ago: Please don’t bury me at the hardware store. Last weekend P and I worked on getting the underla … more »
Countdown to Arizona
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Cynical Queer wrote 2 months ago: Taking inspiration from all those to-do lists Disenchanted posts, I’m presenting my countdown … more »
I must be a stress puppy
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Cynical Queer wrote 2 months ago: Lately I just seem to be a big ball of stress. I think the fact the balance of my house remodel is … more »
Pi**ed, just Fu**ing Pi**ed!
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Cynical Queer wrote 3 months ago: OK, maybe this is a bit *too* strong, but I’m angry this morning. As I was on my way out the … more »
What's this white stuff?
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Cynical Queer wrote 4 months ago: Surprise! It snowed in Conservative Hell last night. The weather forecasters didn’t even expe … more »
Note to TQE
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Cynical Queer wrote 4 months ago: If we end up in a cheetah enclosure and the cats get agitated, I’m making sure I run faster th … more »
How much will it cost this year?
Cynical Queer wrote 4 months ago: Today we have our annual benefits reduction meeting at the office. At least that is what I’v … more »
Well Huck me!
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Cynical Queer wrote 4 months ago: Two posts from me in one day. I have lucky readers. I was over on Elmada reading a post by TQE … more »
Brrrr....
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Cynical Queer wrote 4 months ago: Today I became a human ice sculpture. Why? My hot water heater is producing no hot water, and I … more »
All I wanna do is take a walk
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Cynical Queer wrote 5 months ago: Sing to Sheryl Crow’s All I wanna do All I wanna do is take a walk I got a feeling I’m … more »
Will it make Disenchanted cringe?
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Cynical Queer wrote 5 months ago: When I read this today I got a good laugh. Will Ann Coulter vote for Hillary Clinton over John McC … more »
Suicide Bomber Destroys Conservative Hell Federal Courthouse
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Cynical Queer wrote 5 months ago: By CYNICAL QUEER, Cynical News Writer CONSERVATIVE HELL - The federal courthouse in Conservative Hel … more »
Dear Co-workers
Cynical Queer wrote 6 months ago: If you’re currently cast as the lead in the office production of Carrier Monkey, STAY HOM … more »
Dear Extraterrestrials
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Cynical Queer wrote 6 months ago: Please come kidnap my younger brother, because he’s a gigantic douche-bag! I came to town to … more »
Santa is coming on his sleigh to slay...
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Cynical Queer wrote 7 months ago: At least this is probably what many of the little children of my co-workers are thinking this mornin … more »
Most. Craptastic. Birthday. Ever.
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Cynical Queer wrote 7 months ago: Why? As most of you know I’ve been pursuing citizenship in European Union Country X. I sent … more »
Somebody, give me a rope!
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Cynical Queer wrote 7 months ago: I’m not sure if I need it to crawl out from under the avalanche of work I find myself under or … more »
Paying the postal service
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Cynical Queer wrote 8 months ago: Gee, the postal service will no longer take your credit card unless the back has your signature on i … more »
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