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Bawls G33K B33R
McDonald’s Vanilla Shake
McDonald’s Ice Caramel Latte

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WTF did I hear on tonight’s episode of Law & Order? 2 Girls, 1 Cup! AHAH! That’s damn hilarious. And it was one of the old white guys who said it casually, like it was part of daily cop talk.

Okay. Seriously, what the hell are people thinking when they do drugs? Even worse, what the hell are people thinking when they do Jenkem? Which person created Jenkem? Oh dear God, bless his/her poor soul.

Meet Jenkem.

The product of your crap and piss. Yes. You read that right. Fecal matter and urine.
So basically you place your crap in the bottle, then urinate in it, place a balloon over the bottle and then leave it out in the sun for hours/days to ferment. The gases from the fermentation process collect in the balloon. The messed up kids then inhale the gas for… fun. Dude, what happened to chilling out with friends and breathing in fresh air.  Who ruled that out as being fun? But yeah, whatever hey.

Anyway, it’s just so sad that some of us young people have reduced to doing crazy shit like this. Pardon the pun. Sad sad sad world we live in. Reminds me of the video of the 2 girls and 1 cup. Geeehhh.

PS: Everyone who uses Jenkem will have the sweet aftertaste of crap and piss in your mouth after doing the drug.

I was browsing through YouTube, not trying to find the video 2 girls 1 cup (seriously, don’t watch that one) and I found this video and I sure wasn’t happy about it.

When I tried to embed the YouTube video the site stopped functioning correctly - or at all - so here is a link instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9I1riMpK5Y. You can find the higher quality version of the video here (although, is there actually any quality change?).

I applaud whatever smart ass thought it would be funny to write a creative critique of the shock porn 2 Girls, 1 Cup.  I like it even more w/ the prof’s comments.  Hit the jump for both pages.

2girls1cup - Film Review page 2

Perhaps it’s my age showing, but I’m finding that I’m becoming more out of step with what passes for pop culture nowadays. Whether it’s the shameful dumbassery of VH1’s Celebreality and why people want to be best friends with Paris Hilton or know about Hulk Hogan and his family, not understanding what the hell Lil Wayne is slurring on about or why people wear slogans on their asses, I’m continually baffled by what passes for the norm. (I’ve admittedly always been aware of the cultural climate, though a step behind in execution.)

However, my friends (because John McCain is old! Get it?!), there is one trend that I not only DON’T understand, I strongly believe is detrimental to the human race as a whole. It is the epitome of self absorption, created by a society so desperately in need for attention and validation, coddled and petted as to be free of wrongdoing that it is like viewing a mirror of the most vain person you could come across.

It is the video blog. And it is the most disgusting, vile creation since two girls decided to share their stomach contents in one cup.

Naturally, this was going to happen. The video blog is the progression of blogs, or “web logs,” as the old-timey internet users used to call their online journals, back in the early ’00s when they used voiceband modems to connect online with “telephone lines” while listening to “Cee-Dees.”With the advances in broadband internet connections, cheaper video devices and the degradation of school education, it was a matter of time before the immature and the vapid would figure out how to press the power button on their camera with their opposable digits.

Do you want to know why these… THINGS… have annoyed me more than FOX News covering The Million Man March? Here’s a good example:

“My News Blog Series (church!)” or: “When My Pharmacist Mixes Up My Meds.”

Seriously, what the fuck is this? Are we supposed to learn something? Are we supposed to donate money towards an anti-drug campaign? I could have made the same video if I wanted to commit a hate crime against myself. Luckily, my parents instilled in me an extra dose of shame.

Those types of videos make up about 75.93 percent* of video blogs. Then, there is about 21.45 percent* of vloggers (barf) that come to the table with topics that might be important to someone; who that person is, I have no idea.

“I’M BACK!” by BloggerMusicMan: the reason that cinematographers exist.

The kid that does these videos feels that he has a viewpoint that people need to hear, and bless his heart for giving it all he’s got. But the message is lost due to a lack of a script, an overwhelming need for attention and a misguided attempt at visual artistry. It looks like he’s filming in a foggy basement. And the “rocking out” head bob looks like he diddlin’ his fiddle. Perhaps he’ll figure it all out in time. Hang in there, kitten!

And then there are the celebrities: celebrity video blogs — because they obviously don’t have enough attention placed on them daily via magazines, TV or internet gossip blogs — make up the remaining 62.76 percent* of this deadly online electronic virus. Because they have something beneficial to contribute, stars like P. Diddy talk about their bathroom habits, Miley Cyrus offers a tour of her “dirty” house for stalkers to take note, and Lil Wayne… well, check out what’s on Weezy’s mind:

Dude’s obviously got something on his mind — which is why he probably cut the blog short.

In some instances, a video blog can take people behind the scenes of anticipated productions, offering up interesting and valuable tidbits of info about a project in the works. These make the effort to bring something unique and fun to the table. Or… they are literally shit.

Folks, this is what we should be waging the war on — not overseas over oil or in the media about who’s a “Maverick” or a “hockey mom.” Rather, it is this virus, the video blog, that is a disease that will consume and bring down our culture. Because a shallow society is one that feels that they are contributing something with nothing. Heck, maybe this blog is a big contribution of nothing. But I at least went through the effort of forming a well thought-out argument that doesn’t have me twitching like I took a crack hit. But maybe that would endear me more to the kids and help me understand High School Musical and music like T-Pain.

* note: 62.53 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

A cute pic post by my friend DMario on facebook left my baffled, baffled, baffled. I could not recollect for the life of me ever watching a Care Bears show where “Two Bears, One Cup” was mentioned.

So after being teased and taunted a little bit I was directed to watch some reaction videos and to read the Wikipedia Description. First off, the Roots Reaction Video was hilarious.

At the point I was watching it, I had no idea what this phenomena was only that I felt like a wimp for not knowing what my friends were telling me about. I remember telling Keith, “I think its just been overhyped. It’ll be whack. I mean come on, I’ve seen open chests and then had lunch two minutes later.”

He called my bluff….and I was a wimp….see below….

Great. Now I have vivid images of what I’m eating at dime-a-dog night. That meat raking scene really makes me want to throw up.

2:25 mark… 2 girls 1 cup???

In no way are these the only times I have cried in my life (I’m a senstive new aged guy who wears his heart on his sleeve) but these are the ones that stand out to me, and in no way am I ashamed by them.

If you aren’t familiar with the videos at the end and are wondering about them, good. They aren’t safe for work, but they make me laugh so hard that I cry.

Last we left off, Olga’s cups had tearfully overflowed with news of not one, but several brief dalliances with an assortment of what mostly turned out to be… the wrong man (or men in a couple of cases).

I had to go without finishing the story because poor Olga was just beside herself with woe. She’d told me all about the love of her life (a certain bloke we’ll call ‘L’) and I had gotten busy blogging her story for all of you. I’d reached the part where one would naturally ask her whatever happened to ‘L,’ when I heard wretched sobbing, the sound of elastic snapping and what sounded like a glass breaking in the dining room.  

I bounded up the stairs and found Olga clutching this photo. She was miserable, claiming she felt emptier than the time she’d been sent over as wardrobe for Keira Knightly. She missed her ‘L’.

Apparently, she’d met him while he was on a very brief stopover on his way to help his family on the farm back home in New Zealand. His father was very ill and there was no way his mother could manage on her own. He simply could not put himself first and so Olga had to be content with a photo and a memory.

Well, there’s only one solution for a crisis like this, and it involves the girls.

No, I’m not talking about the girls… I’m talking about the girls!

Petra… and her friends.

One quick call and Petra was here within the hour to help lift Olga back up where she belongs!

“Love lift us up where we belong
Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high…”

It might not be the kind of love Olga was missing, but the love of friends is enough to lift us up when we need it!  Petra had made some new friends in the last few months since she’d visited, and she was more than happy to bring them over for a real hen’s night!

There was much singing, plenty of wine and before you knew it, Olga was feeling as though she’d just been starched!

Olga seemed to really enjoy Petra’s new friends. They came from different backgrounds, but they all seemed to find something in common.

There was Mia, who said her name came from the constant cries of “Mama Mia” whenever she seemed to be around, and there was Nicolette. Nicolette was a little on the racy side. She liked to travel, just like Olga, and she said one of her goals was to make her way to a place in Australia where she thought for sure she’d find work entertaining some folks at a hospital. Petra just seems to get along with everyone, though she does seem to have a bit of an attachment to me. (Click the image and it will open a larger version with the girls’ names for you to see.)

So things were going well, Olga was cheering up and it looked like the idea was a winner.

Except that everything almost got out of hand when I let them use the computer.

What a mistake that was. Drunken surfing is usually a bad idea, so I should’ve known better.  

Petra said it was really Mia and Nicolette’s fault, but I’m not so sure about that. Petra seems to have gotten, well… a little loose. I mean, there they were, if you can believe it… at that nasty 2 girls 1 cup site!

I’d left the room for only a short while, to get some coffee brewing for them (seemed like coffee was a good idea since the wine was all gone) and when I come back, I hear them talking about their cups and how they could do it better. Mia not having any cups… blaming her was a likely story.

Anyway, I nearly tripped down the stairs and spilled the coffee.

Without another thought, I hit the power button on the computer, gathered them all up and sent them off to bed for the night.

It wasn’t long before all four were out like a light. Wine will do that to some folks you know, and I guess underwear isn’t immune to the effects of a nice Shiraz.

In the morning, we all sat down and I asked them what the heck they were thinking? Didn’t Olga realize how upset her blog-mistress would be at me for something like that? I explained how the stuff on that site wasn’t even real… how this fellow who made fetish videos for a living had admitted using chocolate in the making of such icky videos and how thousands of people would watch them and be misled into thinking they were seeing something really bizarre.

They all felt a little foolish and explained that it was the wine and the partying that had them talking so silly. Olga said she knew her blog-mistress’s site was proof positive that for her… 1 girl 2 cups was the very best way to go!

And what cups they are!

I’m telling you fraccers, Olga is a treat to have, but if you take my advice and never throw a hen party with the four of them together, you’ll have saved yourself a box of hair-dye!

And that… is how Olga spent her last day with the fraccy family.

I’ve a few more pictures to share with you… pictures I’d meant to post earlier if we hadn’t gotten into Olga’s love life. Since she’s traveling this weekend, I’ll be sure to get them up before her arrival at Drowsey’s because I have a feeling Drowsey is going to need your full attention to keep up with Olga over there.

Must be something in the Canadian air….

Bienvenidos al Suplemento de Zuplemento (SUPdeZUP ó SdZ)

Agradezco pidan en los comments a R. A.W que vuelva a montar sus Ron & Vodka, porque… es lo más lógico y sensato; de lo contrario solo los publicaré en las ediciones especiales pues me resulta laburioso.
En esta edición un Coke Kayne fuera de edición especial. Adelante:

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Die Schroedingers Katze
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“Basileonardo Filosófico”
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“Sopa, Seco y Jugo”
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“Taxi Driver”
Por Coke Kayne

Fuente: de la eterna juventud

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por Liniers [Argentina]Fuente: http://autoliniers.blogspot.com (website no oficial)

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carefuckyou

Por Luto [Colombia]

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Quien lo entiende lo entiende, no explicare acerca de esto

Visto en Menéame.

Referencias: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

I’m quite amazed at how people intentionally misuse technology for selfish purposes of showcasing their pointless mental predicament and trying to infect everyone’s curious minds by seamingly promoting it online. Well, there’s really nothing more we could expect from people who couldn’t do anything better for their lives rather than sharing their uselessness to the world. And being highly-infected by all of these non-sense, I decided to help these poor “should-have-never-been-born” critters gain more fame.

Last week when I came home for a short(as in really short) visit, my best friend and I went to an internet cafe shop to have some memorable photos for my friendster profile. Then, that naughty devilish prankster within me unleashed itself in a quiet “not-so-exposed” manner and I lost control over myself and decided to show him this really “fun” video my workmates showed me 2 months ago. I’ll post some of our camera-caught reactions here… Be sure to take note of every facial muscle used as you need to perfectly mimic these expressions when it’s your turn to watch the video.

First Impression…

First impressions don’t always last. Most of the time, first impressions are nothing but a joke, and could get you in danger if you’re not careful. Nevertheless, here is what you are supposed to look like the very first time you feast your eyes on the video:

First Impression!!!

Then Suddenly

Then comes that unexpected twist in the video. Probably, after a lot of false expectation that you got after the seeing the opening scenes, you’ll be surprised, really surprised. And this is how you should look like:

Notice the sudden change in facial expressions...

Almost There!

This is the part when you’d suddenly have a change of plans on meals and start to think of what would get your appetite to function normally again. By this time, you’ll repent about all those mistakes you’ve made in your life and wish you could turn back time to straigthen them up. After seeing some more of the video, you’ll soon reflect about your life, and the world in general and you’ll start thinking of how you could help make it a better place… in short - your life will change, drastically… but be sure to take a look at your face in the mirror (which you won’t be able to once you got so clogged up by the visions you have in mind). But not to worry, here’s a preview:

Wow!

Haven’t had enough?

Surprisingly though, my best friend seemed to have enjoyed our little film-showing which was not I had expected at all. But never mind, if ever you stuck to finish the short video, you’ll probably end up looking like this:

Repentance is always at the end...

Now, It’s Your Turn

You’re probably curious about what we were watching and why we got some really adorable reactions toward it. Well, let’s cultivate that curiousity some more and I’ll give you the previlege to experience what we had experienced - the fulfilment of being a typical err-doing human being.

The Video - It’s entitled “2 Girls, 1 Cup”. Judging by the title, the video is quite enticing, but unfortunately, it’s a little bit hard to swallow. I recommend this video to you guyz because I won’t be a true friend if I ought to be selfish and keep this life-altering experience to myself. Knowing how thrilled and excited you are, looking like a hungry pack of wolves who haven’t eaten for weeks and sees a small burrow hoping for a gopher to suddenly come out and travel right to your decaying stomach, I can’t help but be generous.

You can google for it or on any other video search site using the title as keywords(2 girls 1 cup). It may take you to some interesting sites like reaction videos(people’s reaction to it), parodies and fan-made videos(yes, it’s as popular as Elizabeth Ramcee) and even unrelated Porn Sites(which may take up some of your time )

Or, if you’re lazy enough uber excited and would kill anyone just to see it now, then just click here. Oops, wrong link, ahihihihi, the real link is here!

Sempre più persone mi inviano i video delle loro reazioni al trailer 2 girl 1 cup… e io, ovviamente, pubblico!

Gianni e Michele

Nicola

Y en su gustada sección, “El Legado de:” nos toca “2 Girls 1 Cup”. El video original no lo pienso postear(no se puede de todos modos) pero he aquí los homenajes a este gran video, ya todo un clásico de Internet.

]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/08/07/aubrey-oday-pulls-yet-another-publicity-stunt/ Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:02:15 +0000 Lake Arlington http://uvtblog.com/2008/08/07/aubrey-oday-pulls-yet-another-publicity-stunt/

Didn’t Diddy tell this chick to mind her image that night in the office?

Now she’s out in the public streets swapping spit with a “I want to work for diddy” contestant errr fake lesbian, what gives?

Ohhhhh, that fully closed lipped kiss?  Veeeeery passionate, sooooo sexy.  I almost makes me want to jack errrr go on iTunes and buy that Danity Kane album.  AHNT

Look, I get it.  Aubrey sees literal no talents like Audrina from the Hills making dough off nonsense like this, plus Making the Band 4, Season 3 is about to start.

Nice try.  Dude, with all this Bad Boy wildness running around, I think it’s safe to assume that Biggie’s death is just about catching up with Diddy right about now. They did have a good run though.

- Lake