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चप्पल को स्वाद भेटे पूर्ण बहादुरले

nepalfrance — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:56:01 +0000

चप्पल हान्ने सभासद कमला शर्मा अर्थात म्रितक् ॠषि शर्मा को श्रीमती, र चप्पल खाने हत्या को नाइके भनिएका पूर्ण बहादुर खडका
गणतन्त्र को फारम सगै कमला ले पुर्णे को गालामा पनि छाप लगाउन भ्यैछिन त्यो पनि हात्तीछाप!

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nepalfrance — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:07:39 +0000

फोटो ठुलो बनाउन क्लिक गर्नुहोस्

WINNER VS LOSER

nepalfrance — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:07:24 +0000

Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.

Winners see the gains;
Losers see the pain.

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.

Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.

Winners makes commitments;
Losers makes promises.

Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.

Winner always has a program
Loser always has an excuse.

Winner says "Let me do it for you";
Loser says "That is not my job".

Winners say "I must do something";
Losers say "Something must be done".

Winner is always a part of the answer;
Loser is always a part of the problem.

Winner sees an answer for every problem;
Loser sees a problem for every answer.

Winners believe in win/win;
Loser believe for them to win, someone has to lose.

Winner says "It may be difficult but it is possible";
Loser says "It may be possible but it is too
difficult".

Winner makes a mistake. He says "I was wrong";
Loser makes a mistake; he says "It wasn’t my fault".

हासो ठट्टा

nepalfrance — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:47:51 +0000

1. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2.   ab Gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
      Father-kya hua?
      Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the?

3. God apun se puchha, kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta, tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg.

4. Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.

5. Life is like a ice cream,
enjoy it before it melts

6.Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest haveGirlfriends

7. mobile charge
Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!

8. Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

ramaailo

nepalfrance — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:23:28 +0000

इतिहासका शिक्षक (राम सँग) - भन त राम, पृथ्वीनारायण शाह बि स कतिमा जन्मेका थिए र कतिमा उनको मृत्यु भएको थियो ?
राम - थाहा छैन सर ।
शिक्षक - (रिसाउदै) आफ्नो किताबमा हेरेर भन त ।
राम - (किताब पल्टाउदै) सर्, यसमा त १७७९-१८३१ लेखेको छ ।
शिक्षक - के यो तिमीले पहिले पढेका थिएनौ ?
राम - पढेको त थिए सर्, तर मैले सोचे कि यो पृथ्वीनारायण शाहको फोन नम्बर हो ।

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